Midsommar Review

Not BAMF 2

Let’s preface this right away: I did not care for Hereditary at all. I know a lot of folks did. I have seen that people really seemed to dig Ari Aster’s debut feature length horror film about Toni Collette acting bonkers and heralded it as their Film of 2018, and […]

Jab’s Reviews: 101 Dalmatians

Jabroniville

ONE-HUNDRED AND ONE DALMATIANS (1961): Written by: Dodie Smith (novel), Bill Peet (solo) This one’s one of the most well-remembered “Middle Period” Disney movies (and the first to be set in the modern day, actually!), owing primarily to its singularly-memorable villain; one so legendary that she’s become completely iconic. Cruella de […]

The Attack Of The Children’s Card Games!

Not BAMF 2

I have neither drank alcohol nor done a single type of extracurricular drug in my life. It’s always weird to say that. At best, it comes off as some kind of elitist bragging. At worst, it’s just an obnoxious statement signaling some kind of faux superiority. But there’s a point […]

Insomniac Cult Movie Theater: White Zombie

GhostAndy

It’s Summertime! It’s Hot. It’s Sweaty. My beagle is pacing up and down the hall because it’s about to thunderstorm. Wow…there have been so many thunderstorms as of late. It’s almost as if the planet is getting hotter or something. Could it be…gasp…climate change? Y’know the term currently being scrubbed […]