Jab’s Reviews: Pocahontas

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POCAHONTAS (1995): Written by: Carl Binder, Susannah Grant & Philip LaZebnik   And NOW WE COME… to the END of the Renaissance. The most hilarious thing about this is that Disney thought this was going to be their MAGNUM OPUS. Like, after Beauty and the Beast got some Oscar Cred, they were like […]

Jab’s Reviews: The Lion King

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“Avenge me KIMBA– I mean SIMBA.”     THE LION KING (1994) Written by: Irene Mecchi, Jonathan Roberts & Linda Woolverton So with the Disney Renaissance still going strong, they released a risky little picture about lions that was only INSPIRED by other stories rather than basically taking the whole thing […]

Jab’s Reviews: Gargoyles

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  One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. It was the age of gargoyles. Stone by day, warriors by night, we were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a […]